Friday, February 26, 2010

"Alves has left the building..."

So, I have finally taken the plunge and switched over to Wordpress!

This post is actually "so last year" because I have already made a recent post on my Wordpress *shines nails on shirt with a smug look upon his face* blog ---> Yes, Wordpress...I chose the form because, for one...even though I've heard good and bad remarks about the platform...the good that I have heard has been overwhelming! Secondly, the Customization of a Wordpress blog is completely superior to that of Blogger/Blogspot (No offense guys...!)...look, the truth will set you free, but first it's going to piss you off...

Wordpress is incredible, I have already had super reviews on my new blog and it's barely been up a week and to top it all off, I'm still using a generic template for the aesthetics of the blog! I've been lucky enough to have been approached by a web designer who is willing to give me a free "personally customized" theme for my blog ---> Think this will be my right chance opportunity to be picky about a design that I'm not personally working on myself...should be rather interesting!

To cut this short, those of you who are readers of this blog or happen to trip over my *awesomesness* and read this hogwash, please know that I have moved...and am currently very happy where I am! Please come and pay me a visit at my new blog |Swimming Upstream|v2.0| ---> The look and feel is still very generic, but it contains all of my past blogs and categories/tags from this my original blog.

I hope you'll miss me enough to come and check out the "new...digital me" ---> Thanks for reading!

Regards

Dave

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

"So you think your BOYFRIEND is weird???" - I was nominated!!!

So here's the story,

Sheena Gates (AKA: SheBeeGee) posted a blog on the similarities between her strange boyfriend and a character/Vampire from the trending TV program at the moment know as "Vampire Diaries" ---> Now, since being tied and tortured to watch the first installment of the Twilight series, I refuse to subject myself to anymore sparkly douchebags...even though Vuzu claim that "their vampires DON'T sparkle"...Hmmm...I'll believe it when I see it.........douchebags!

The plot is as follows: *yawn* ---> Kidding!
It’s Elena’s first day back at Mystic Falls High School since the tragic death of her parents. Along with her Aunt Jenna, Elena tries her best to look after her troubled younger brother, Jeremy, and salvage what family they have left. The first day is already shaping up to be a struggle for Elena until she meets the mysterious new kid at school, Stefan. Elena is touched that he can relate to what she’s going through. What Elena doesn’t know is that Stefan is a vampire, constantly resisting the urge to taste her blood. As their undeniable connection grows deeper, Stefan’s dangerous older brother, Damon, shows up to wreak havoc on the town of Mystic Falls and claim Elena for himself.
THE VAMPIRE DIARIES is based on the bestselling book series from Alloy Entertainment, which has recently been re-released and is enjoying time on The New York Times Best Sellers list. Vampire Diaries is also the most watched series premier in US network history.

To cut a long story short, Sheena asked for replies to "so you think your BOYFRIEND is weird", asking her readers to send in their weird and strange occurrences that their boyfriends have subjected them too...now, I figured this post was mainly for the female readers and was reluctant to post a reply in case people got the wrong impression of me *coughI'mnotgaycough*...so I decided to post some of the quirky/strange/weird/possibly psychotic thing I have done in relationships for "shits and giggles" you see!

To my surprise, not more than two weeks later, I was informed by Sheena herself that my reply to her post was selected as one of the funniest in her reply feed...*Wo0t* ---> I know right? Right? Right!


So, now I stand the chance to win a Blackberry Bold 9000 Smartphone...(Shibby!!!)...I never win anything so I'm not expecting the sky to fall down anytime soon, but I would appreciate your votes...who ever is out there...

Trawl along to: Use your Voice and Vote Post on Vuzu.tv website (embedded link for the AVATARDS) and vote for me! Just a simple click could ensure my journey into the world of smartphone connectivity...!

What's in it for you?  Well, you can mail me your mobile number and I can guarantee you a phone call from my new phone!  Just imagine that feeling of satisfaction when you realise that you made "that connection" possible...just by VOTING...!!

Okay, stop reading and go vote!!! Dammit!!!

Dave

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Online Treasure hunt...!!! Go bee'otches Go!!!

Firstly, I am like...lank...honoured to be involved with this little shindig, hosted by @SheeBeeGee of NerdMag...those of you who don't know what "NerdMag" is...well then, you are trolling on my blog...be gone with you troll!  Those of you who know what I'm talking about will know that The Nerdies 2010 have been running for the last week or so and the competition is heating up...well as much as a nerdy competition can heat up...imagine how the "nerd world computer based society" reacted when Quake 2 was released...oh yes...!

Details below: Read. It.

In the final stages of The Nerdies 2010, 10 bloggers around South Africa have been selected to be part of a sudden show down to readers across the country to win some pretty cool prizes in the form of an online treasure hunt.

Up for grabs to the FIRST FOUR lucky treasure hunters:
So how do you win these things? Each blogger will do a post on their site, with clues as to where they've hidden The Nerdies Idol inside their blog. 9 of these blogs will have FAIL Idols. If you come across a FAIL idol, skip to the next blog until you find the winning idol.

The bloggers are as follows:

http://meganstow.wordpress.com
http://davidanthonyalves.blogspot.com/ <--- That's meee! (Wo0t.)
http://imod.co.za
http://blog.empyrean.co.za/
http://justinmccall.co.za
http://www.nickhuntdavis.com/
http://blindcripple.co.za

Once you've been to all the blogs and found the winning idol, there will be a unique code on that page. The FIRST FOUR lucky treasure hunters to either email sheenagates@gmail.com the code, or DM it to @SheBeeGee if you're a follower, will win.

Simple huh? Happy hunting!

My Clue before the Pooh:

"Twitter Dee...Twitter Flee...
Daily 140 Character blurps are no easy feats...
So, tell me...who owns your tweets..."

Now GO and be the "Treasure Hunting Electorates" that you are...

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Is social media dead?

Now before you run off and go cry in the corner and update your Facebook status from your phone slating me for treachery against your beloved Facebook, My Space and Twitter networks, consider the following…are you really connecting or just self-promoting?

This subject was brought to my attention a couple of weeks ago and I, like you, blatantly chose to ignore it due to my overwhelming belief in the growing world of social media.

Firstly, let me argue the point and hopefully it will give you a different perspective on the dismal use of social media in South Africa.  I refer to South Africa specifically because in terms of social media, South Africa is somewhat behind when it comes to the full integration of technology and social media in the work place and consumer orientated industries.  Don’t get me wrong, there are many companies out there that are slowly but surely starting to jump onto the social media bandwagon in the form of blogs and the use of Twitter as a “pseudo customer care line” or “trouble shooting” avenue.

Many colleagues of mine have expressed their frustration with the use of social media in South Africa and the limiting factors of such a service.  My “tweeps” (the “tweeps” being colleagues in the business, “tweeps” is a derivative of the words Twitter and “Peeps”, which in turn is a colloquialism for the word “people” *ahem*) in the business have expressed such concerns that they are waiting for “the next big thing”, or simply something new?  When will it come? What will it be? And if so, who will be at the forefront of this new social media orientated tech?  Those working on the “pseudo forefront of digital marketing” and “mobile technology” feel as though we, as South African’s have not necessarily begun to use social media as a viable business tool to develop online interactivity between brand and consumer.

There are at present, over 200 million blogs on the Internet, how many of those are personal blogging orientated is still to be determined, but with this flux of “soul bearing” text and personal banter on the Internet, how effective is it all really?  If you look hard enough some of “the success stories” can be found, stories that cover “old school bloggies” that put their foot in the door long before the craze hit and who have now gone on to sell 2 or 3 blogs of their own.  This “money for jam” movement has prompted everyone from all walks of life including the ever popular “Mommy Bloggers” who have made successes of themselves by documenting and blogging about the trials and tribulations of Mother hood, yes, including the mental process that is involved in breast-feeding…interesting hey?  If you haven’t taken a turn passed some of the many “Mommy Bloggers”, I suggest you give them a peak, even if it’s just the curiosity that gets the better if you.  You’ll find that most of the “MB’s” (Mommy Bloggers) out there are simply dispensing advice and others are just using the Internet as an outlet, which is relatively acceptable in my book.

Again, I ask, is any of it valuable? Is there any value in making an impact on everyday life and productivity of corporate companies through social media?  It’s no surprise that most of the more established and “old brands” say, “they don’t get Twitter…” and I don’t blame them, my parents can barely work their cellular phones let alone email and internet.  Recently, I was asked to explain what Facebook was to my father…I compared the conversation to what I would think teaching a child about life and death was…yes, it was that intensive…!  Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy sharing knowledge, but when you’re asked questions such as…”why would you want to be chat to people from all over the world”…and…”but who are they”…well, you can say, the mindset is just of a different generation.  After digressing ever so slightly, a study through Mashable .com has shown that many of the Fortune 100 Companies use social media, but don’t use it effectively enough!  This lack of effectiveness in the social media sphere has been highlighted by the following quote:

“Because the analysis was conducted between August 28 and September 4, 2009, it’s possible that some companies have made some improvements in their approach to Twitter within the last couple of months. One thing is for sure, however: a dramatic shift needs to happen for most of these companies to effectively make use of the platform.

When these companies do take a look at their strategy and use of social media, they need to realize that the key element missing is conversation. Twitter, and social media in general, is about two-way communication, which is something that all companies need to realize as they constantly evaluate and tweak their social media use. Companies should also reconsider whether to use a person that is identified with an account, which could improve their engagement and build a personable brand.”

What this study has highlighted is that most of the companies trying to embrace the social media movement are using the online services as a means to have an online presence more than anything else, a lackadaisical approach that will inevitably leave these “well established and innovative” companies in the dust, eventually riding the coat tails of younger companies who have been getting it right from the very beginning (Attempting to pat myself on the back now!).  If these companies claim to…”just not get it”…then why not expand their in-house marketing division to encompass digital and social media and have a “team” of consultants looking after issues of this matter…and I say “team”, because if anyone has tried their hand at some kind of advanced social media marketing will know that it really is a full-time-blady-job and unfortunately the eventual reason for them not expanding is greed and supposed unnecessary expenses…it’s sad really if you think about it.

To go back to the issue of social media in South Africa, I think that apart from companies not embracing social media as an online service to connect with consumers, companies are allowing their minimal online presence to portray that of a “faceless” one.  I can testify that there is nothing worse than receiving “pseudo company updates” and newsletter highlights on my Twitter Feed…and then to make matters worse, there’s always an inconsistency and one can easily see when “Joe Blogger” (…see what I did there, a social media twist on the generic name Joe Blogs *ahem*) gets his grubby little accountant-like paws on the companies Twitter, Facebook or LinkedIn Account and sends personalized updates…wow…don’t do it Joe, just don’t f-cking do it!

One of the many wishy-washy points I’m trying to make here is that without someone or a team of people looking after a corporate social media presence, that company’s online presence will depreciate in value, and online value is measured in interactivity, personalization and a balance between “work and play” so-to-speak.

As a final point, what seems to be growing from strength to strength in South Africa is the embracing of the mobile movement in social media.  As cellular phones become more and more advanced with the developments in android and smart phone technology, social media is developing the “way it should be”…with a mobile driven orientation.  There are various companies developing their own “mobi-sites” creating a connection to an entirely different demographic, a younger, more engaging and most of all, mobile generation of consumers.  Mobile is the future, heed my words techie guru’s! (Thanks Nic.)

To end off, here’s a short summary of the way it should be done

12 factors to “my knowledge” to remember when handling a corporate Social Media Account:

1.     Balance company information and easy “listening” tweets or posts.
2.     Conversation is key.
3.     Conversation is key. (Yes, I wrote it twice, now…write it down…twice!)
4.     Attention is the new currency of the web.
5.     Consumerism has shifted away from mass media to conversational media.
6.     Respect your audience.
7.     Respect your resources and always give direct references and “Retweets”.
8.     Knowledge is the quintessential “trading merchandise” of now – kind of like soccer cards of the early 90’s.
9.     “Usual Business” has been replaced by the “unusual”. “The unusual is driven by participation, freedom of choice and peer influence rather than control and command structures that steal joy of work and experiential learning”.
10.  Stay focused on your industry.  Promoting knowledge and other subsidiary information through your online profile is considered “anti-social media”
11.  If you are handling a corporate social media account, keep yourself up to date with advancing tech, educate yourself to stay ahead of the curve.
12.  Have a social media strategy.  Without a strategy or initial proposal for the industry you’re in will inevitably leave you headed in the wrong direction entirely.

Write that down.